When I was eleven, there was a big slumber party of friends and cousins after Halloween. The oldest was a cousin who was 14 and eagerly embracing the glorious gifts and endowments of approaching womanhood. That is to say she filled out her nightgown very very well. She was also smart and funny and took charge of the evening's entertainment for the rest of the younger k**s in the room, keeping us in stitches with the inexhaustible topic of "funny words." At last she decided that a funny word was "pussy." She circled her hands around hers and pushed on her nightgown firmly so that you could see a little mound where a little pitcher might stand and stare down the batter. "Why is this a 'pussy'?" she asked. "Puuuuuuusssy." She said the word over and over again while moving her crotch around and arching her back off her bag. We were all giggling and having fun, but in addition my penis got painfully rock hard. To vary the entertainment, she asked us to replace normal words with "pussy" in normal sentences, such as "I am going shopping at the pussy," and "What time is it? It's 11 o'pussy." She also asked us all to try to invent a better word than "pussy" and we all tried and got rejected each time. She didn't like "vagina" or "cunt." She thought "beaver" might be good, and "cat" was interesting, but "pussy" was best, not because of any association with a furry animal, but just because of the sound. "Puuuuuussssy" she said, and repeated it in every kind of way, while we revelled in the hilarity of it. She challenged us to invent new words for it that nobody heard before, which made us all the more hysterical. Each time somebody said a new, crazy word, including her, she pushed her pussy lips together so it would say through her nightgown "no!" in resolute objection. [That was the first and last talking pussy I have known]. I rock hard and woke up hard the next morning. Anyway, that is why it's called "pussy." It just sounds right.

so I can put it all over you. Feels good huh? Well, that takes care of the heat. But now you have ice cream on you. Lemme lick it off.