I’m taking one for the team here…
Nice to meet you all, and fuck you. No really I'd love to (females), but we're all a bit too busy and a bit too shy. The moment it comes to an intimate question or the attempt to arrange a meet-up we all run and hide like we're in the second grade and some dirty old perv offers us a cookie. But hee! people! What'd you expect if you post horny pictures off yourself on the internet?
For the females: Lets face it, youre horny, you want to fuck. BUT. The big butt yet again. You dont want to be approached in the same way you are being approached right now. Youre not expecting us to say:I like your fucking tits, I want to do you in your ass and cum all over your freakin head. HELLO?! Girls, you know what kind of assholes men are. Im also including myself, Im not one of those back stabbing guys, posting profile descriptions about other guys shouldnt treat women like pieces of ass, the whole goddamn time, theyre human beings just to get more female attention. Seriously wanting those naïve compliments😲MG, you are so right! They do treat us like !. No Im not. I admit it, Im an asshole, there is no way in hell I can get round that fact. I do treat women on this site like pieces of ass, just like women treat men on this site the same. Sure the occasional soft spot is added as a friend because:hes so sweet. But other than that, you are just as dirty and human being as the rest of us. Plus how real is a person when he exists only in digits? Most girls have experienced that one before.
Now youre probably all wondering why Im defending the pervs out there, well its just. Im an underdog guy. Ive never considered myself as an old dirty perv. Probably because Im not old, shower daily and not exactly a perv. But I think people shouldnt be so hard on them. If they are annoying blockem. But come one, have some respect for their situation. Theyre becoming older and older and they see all that sweet young pussy walking around, posting pictures of their wonderful bare ass on the internet and their cave man hormones start to peek around the corner, until at one point they burst through that window (windows, you get it😉 like a fucking tsunami. Their wife wasnt hot anymore for like five decades and the sex turned beyond bad two decades ago. Theyre sexually frustrated, feeling old and appalling. This is the one opportunity they have to unleash (if they are not rich or handsome) those overloaded hormones, and yes they act kinda funny, returning to the years they were still 14 and completely oversexed. But its all natural, its all human, baby.
Now thats an fully understand, the complexity and problems. Ive been that oversexed pubic as well, shooting cum twice a day, preferably 10 times a day. Its normal, our hormones make us act like that, we were made to survive and reproduce. And at that certain age their hormones brake the sound barrier, and their everywhere, of not wanking off, counts up the hormones... Believe me, getting a boner 25 times a day isnt fun. Especially not when your smoking hot dentist asks you to open your mouth with her flamboyant smile. So the thing is. Im an asshole. Were all assholes, thats the reason youre not with your ex boyfriend anymore and you dont believe in the one true love. And if you still do, prepare to be disappointed by reality. Were made to want sex, seeing you all hot with your round edged features out in the open makes us horny as fuck, and our survival instinct kicks in. We drool on the keyboard (is that the reason for our common misspellings?), before we send you a private message with a text in it, resembling carvings found in caves 2000 years ago. Im sorry for that. Im sorry reality is so hard and there are truly no princes on white horses (other than gay men, who I totally find awesome, despite my faithful heterosexuality).
Reality is also hard on us. We have so much competition, of guys who lie better than us, hide the cheating successfully (unlike ourselves), rich guys, muscled guys, bigger set guys, talented guys and lets not forget the bi and homosexual girls, and fuck me, those girls also make us horny…
For the guys: lets try a different approach, lets not try to ask if she likes it if we cum on her face, but lets all just lie and hide our horniness. Lets tell them we appreciate those lovely lips rather than your cunt is sooo hot... Lets try, not to be nicer, but just because it seems that this is a more successful approach than the ice age one. I know it sucks we cant club women down anymore with a big wooden stick and drag her to the bushes to mate, but this is the course of history, and we cant change back anymore. Frankly I couldnt care less how you approach them. I have never been the guy of oversexed and weird texts, I found out they didnt work ages ago, and I have refined myself to the level where people see me as a sincere asshole, rather than an asshole or a soft spot.
Of course Im here to check out porn, when pussy is not available, and even if it is, I stay checking it out. But more than that, this site is also a social experiment to me, a kind of insight is offered us here in a world full of basic instincts and sins, we cant find anywhere else. Welcome people, to the jungle in which we show off our out of digit made cocks to public.
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The anonymous